oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls my a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says
“where do these go?”
and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”
and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried
and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”
this inhuman place makes human monsters
A horcrux is an object in which a person has concealed a part of their soul. one splits one’s soul and hides part of it in an object. By doing so, you’re protected, should you be attacked and your body destroyed. That part of your soul that is hidden lives on. In other words, you cannot die.
(Source: johannamasons, via couldbedangerouss)
sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair
he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son
(via couldbedangerouss)
Flirting 101 with The Doctor.
YEAH, THAT’S COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL
#my ship doesn’t even need manips
It was almost not completely gay, if it weren’t for that swallow.
MY SHIP DOESN’T NEED MANIPS
MY SHIP DOESN’T NEED MANIPS
MY SHIP DOESN’T NEED MANIPS
MY SHIP DOESN’T NEED MANIPS
MY SHIP DOESN’T NEED MANIPS
MY SHIP DOESN’T NEED MANIPS
MY SHIP DOESN’T NEED MANIPS
let
me
just
add
a
few
more
because
just
look
at
them
Y’all are forgetting
one of the most important
ACTUAL BONERS ON THE SHOW
FROM LOOKING AT CAS
WAS NOT A MANIP
CAN I GET A HALLE-DESTIEL-LUJAH?
LETS NOT
FORGET
THESE
ONES
SERIOUSLY
THOUGH
SEASON
8
IS
ONE
BIG
FANFICTION
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POST. OH MY GOD.
(Source: pzeiko-archive, via forevercryingbecausemerlin)
this is the moment we braced ourselves for the end
And this is the moment when started crying profusely.
(Source: fiftyshadesoftennant, via forevercryingbecausemerlin)
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
(via pizza)
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
(Source: deluminator, via i-am-married-to-bill-nye)
xrdj:
I’m sure that Mrs. Hudson’s husband committed a great number of crimes in order to get sentenced to death. From the way she flinches when Sherlock slams his hands on the table, I’d say it’s safe to bet that one of his many crimes was spousal abuse.
That would certainly account for why Sherlock ensured his execution.
And why Sherlock got so enraged when he saw that she had been hurt
And why she acted as if she were perfectly fine when she was hurt.
wow can we not
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
(via pentagrams-and-pizza)
how do you get a nice body without moving
(via pizza)
Hello Queen of Genovia
I’ll reblog it every time I see in my dash. EVERY. TIME.
(Source: alianovnataliasoldblog, via couldbedangerouss)
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
“no”
ANABIEL
LOOK IT UP
IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS OH MY GOSH <33333333333
(via charliesangelofthursday)
Whoa.
(Source: mrswatsontookmyskull, via couldbedangerouss)